What do you do when you’re bored? Scroll through your social media timeline? Read a book? Listen to some music? Or crawl into a pit with three large snakes?
Well, someone thought hanging with a few serpents was a great way to kill time. Unfortunately, the snakes didn’t agree.
See what happens when you invade a snake’s space over on page two.
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They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If there’s anything that can bring out that fury, it must be cheating. Sadly, many relationships go through periods of infidelity and you can understand why an offending partner could be hell-bent on not getting caught. Revealing something like that might not get you anything other than a slap of epic proportions.
This is probably what one guy feared when he came up with a creative way to explain a hickey.
Keep reading on page two to see the hilarious message he sent his girlfriend.
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Regrettably, I’ve had my fair share of first dates. Some were terrible, none were great, and most were just downright average. While I’m sure the concept of a first date sounds exciting to those of you who have never been on one, I can assure you that they aren’t.
They generally involve spending too much money, getting far too drunk, and dealing with the dawning realisation that the majority of humanity is so different to you that they may as well be aliens. Take the following posts for example, which reveal the very worst dates various people have been on. The harrowing list will make you laugh, cry, and feel more than a little terrified at the state of humanity. You have been warned.
Date was ending, got in my car after saying bye. Looked over and he had his wiener out and was stroking it. -vxixoxlxext
He was a lab partner in college, we met for dinner. He locked eyes with me over his salad and told me that I was “as beautiful as Hitler’s niece”. I could not look less like her, but okay. He was a little intense and a good deal larger and stronger than I, so I texted a girlfriend to meet me at the bar across the street so I’d have an excuse to run after our date ended. He then described to me how he thought I’d be “exquisite while pregnant” and how he’d searched “so long for a woman so compatible with his genes and heritage”, rolling his sleeve to expose a swastika tattoo. It was then I excused myself to the ladies’ and noped out the kitchen into the waiting arms of my best friend. I had to change my number, he was so insistent. -noshouts_nocalls
30 minute dinner at the Macaroni Grill. Then went to Petsmart and followed her around the horse feed section. Total date time clocked out to about 45 minutes. -aric217
Met a guy at the skate park when I was 14, he asked if I’d go out with him the next day. I thought he was gorgeous, and when he said I should dress up I expected something special. He took me to his little sister’s funeral. -rhubey
Have been talking to a guy he invites me over mid-day to watch a movie. I say fine, head to his place. I knock and wait at the door to apartment for like five minutes, check text message to make sure I have the right place. He invites me in and tells me he needs to finish something on the computer. He proceeded to ignore me for like another 30 minutes while playing League of Legends on the computer it was so awkward. Bonus weird points he shared a bedroom with his sister in a small apartment. I understand I was a broke college student but this guy had a job as a charge nurse at a local hospital. Definitely weirdest first date. -mattie4fun
Want to hear about a date that involves a Japanese steakhouse, heckling, and fire? Of course you do – simply head over to the next page and all will be revealed.
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“I wish I was Dominican.”
A few Latinos who had never experienced the absolute ~joy~ of Dominican food were asked to try six different dishes and ended up wondering where this wonderful food had been their whole lives.
Pero Like / Via youtube.com
First up was the famous Mangú.
A side dish made of mashed plantains topped with red onion that is eaten at breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
Everyone had their own tasty interpretation. From mashed potatoes…
…to rice and beans!
I personally think Game of Thrones is the best show on TV. If you’re not on board, you are missing out on greatness. Who can forget the epic finale of season 6, when women across Westeros and Essos made major power moves ranging from mass murder to significant political alliances? Certainly not me. And that epic soundtrack? Let’s just say I can’t wait until the show returns next year.
Filming of season 7 is already underway, and the latest news from locations across the world are giving us major hints of what’s to come.
Keep reading on page two to see what you might expect from the next season of this amazing show.
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